ilovecreamonmyrichard:

SCHNEIDER STOP TOUCHING THEIR BUTTS

ilovecreamonmyrichard:

SCHNEIDER STOP TOUCHING THEIR BUTTS

microwavepizzaoven:

i fucking hate these people

rezny:

kcalogero:

this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…

This is probably the greatest thing I have seen all night.

I AM RAMMSTEIN’S BIGGEST FAN IN THE MIDWEST.
  1. I flew out to New York to see them at Madison Square Garden.
  2. Me and my friend are the only people I’ve ever SEEN with a AMERIKA/AUSTREILEN tour shirt, except one other person.
  3. There are 71 songs and videos on my ipod that are by Rammstein. I love them all.
  4. I have 9 Rammstein shirts.
  5. I have seen them 3 different times on 3 seperate tours, from 3 different heights of elivation, and 2 different venues.
  6. I have all of their CDs, And the Super Deluxe Edition and Singles are next on my list.
  7. I am over or close to the $1000 mark on my investment into them.
  8. I always make it known to everyone I am a Rammstein fan.
  9. I own Volkerball and LichtSpielhaus, I have the live CD of Live Aus Berlin and I will be getting the DVD soon.
  10. I am a LIFAD member.
  11. Of my close friends, I have only ever failed once when it comes to convince them that Rammstein is a great band.
  12. I’ve been a fan as of September of 2006.
  13. Du Hast was NOT the first song I heard by them.  Los was my first.
  14. I have a lanyard and keychain on my car keys.
  15. I have 2 posters.
  16. I have a Rammstein hat.
  17. I listen to them daily.
  18. Rammstein will be my first tattoo when I have the money and my parents don’t bitch about it.
  19. Richard’s birthday is the day before mine. Obviously this is a sign.
  20. I’ve had more than 5 dreams in which I have met them.
  21. I reblog them quite often.

Please. I am the biggest fan in the midwest.

fat-birds:

pleatedjeans:

parrot plays mommy [video]

I CAN’T

Excuse me Sir, but I do believe that *I* am the biggest Rammstein fan in the Midwest.

I will fight that to the death.

And I’m wearing my Made in Germany shirt right now!

My Favorite Films Forrest Gump (1994)
       ↳ My name’s Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

south-park-gifs:

for cynicaldarsh

thechatterpie:

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.